If "You" were "I"

If you were "Asthir amdavadi"...then these are the things that you would have had in your life.

  1. You are an average looking, slightly overweight, short, shy & gullible boy with good sense of humour.
  2. You hate doctors - not by profession, but as a person.
  3. You are very selective.You like talking ..without reason/subject/need..but not to all. You wish you can talk to 2-3 people for hours, rather than for minutes with 20 people.
  4. You have 200 people in your orkut profile, but not more than 20 scraps in 3 months.
  5. You stay online for almost 12 hours, but have no intention to talk with anyone.
  6. You go to office late by one hour almost everyday, but you still manage to complete given work within a deadline.
  7. You don't care if people ignore you, but You don't like your any friend who ignores/avoids you, as you have never did the same with him/her.
  8. You always have time for everyone whom you care, even if they don't have time for you.
  9. You got frustrated when someone doesn't reply your SMS. Even you got frustrated by receiving no SMS from the person who is the most expected to send a few, at least 5 times a day.
  10. You cry every time when you watch any emotional movie, but You have enough courage to hear the confirmation news of your ex-girlfriend's engagement, without a drop of tear in your eye.
  11. you are always appreciated by people for your kindness and straight-forward approach, but "the same people" don't remember you when their purpose is solved.
  12. You don't know what to do, except a smile, when you caught some girl staring at you in the office.
  13. You like playing with small kids for hours..and you always wish to have a girl as your first child.
  14. You have free messages in your mobile, but you don't have anyone to send those.
  15. You love writing blogs, but you don't care if people doesn't have time to respond or read it.

Asthir Amdavadi

Kush

Comments

  1. and why are you thinking about kids already?

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  2. kinda testi of your ownself...

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  3. you drink 300ml of thumbs-up and you behave like u drunk 750ml of 100 Pipers....

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  4. so many things to comment on or not a single word..

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  5. i think bhavin will like the smile thingy...."You don't know what to do, except a smile, when you caught some girl staring at you in the office."

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  6. self appreciation...I like this...(picture of thumbs-up, facebook walu)

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  7. Mickey dofa, reply to karto nathi...
    hmm mane ae pt bahu gamyo...Kush I ll talk to you for this..

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  8. dofa aapda tya office ma gmail chat block karelu chhe...i m offline not invisible...

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  9. i like the bullets though....
    read the blog below this one and comment...

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  10. kush dofa sadist bum, chokri aaveene khoda ma nahi bese - search and destroy karvu padse. thodi mehenat karo, fruits khava maate

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  11. Bhavin - 3 Things for you
    - May be you are right, a few things about me,but in a different way.
    - Making Comments are secondary..if u dont have words
    - Dont chat in comments here.
    Hardik - 2 things
    - I welcome your thoughts n comments, but I dont agree to it "Thumbs-Up" and my behaviour
    - Stop marketing of ur blog of ur blog in comments
    Saumil - 2 Things
    - Whats the problem with that thought abt kids? I am not joking abt that.
    - Tried enough earlier. Dont want any fruits this time.
    Others who haven't read this - 1 thing
    - Read Last point of this blog

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  12. its not only a bouquet of well framed sentances people, it explains a fraction of myself! More things have said here..need to read between the lines if u really want to understand.
    Comments & commitments are welcome..

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  13. good framing of sentences...but F7 please...

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  14. yeah F7..iif yuo fiend eny mor spaling arrors heer, ples ingore theem aal.

    Sorry for errors, though not intentional, but yeah, some spell errors do present here, thats really shameful . . may be I shall work now on speed with less errors in the text.

    If you were I..you would have laughed on the mistakes, but also would have learnt from them.

    Cheers.

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